Here ye Here ye -- The fraternal order of Beta Iota Rho Delta welcomes the following two new members to our Beta Lambda Omega Gamma.
As a fellow Yooper, I take great pride welcoming J.D. "W.W.J.D." Philips of Marquette Michigan to the 2011 Yardbird Competition. There was considerable debate among our ranks whether or not J.D. was worthy of the Competition as he recently allowed the Secret Service to deny him a life yardbird when President Obama visited the U.P. last week. J.D. coward to these jack-booted Government thugs when they keep him from crossing the street (chicken?) so he could add the White Gull of the North to his yardlist. Above the chorus of WEAK and FEATHERWEIGHT our Beloved Order has decided to give J.D. a chance at redemption, and indeed he is showing promise; adding Glaucous Gulls just two-days after what was undoubtably a tramatic expericence.
The second featherweight I'd like to welcome is